Yep, that's right. I'm a poor boy. I make $10.00 an hour, I have 9 mouths to feed, and yet I am still a capitalist pig. Now many capitalist out there might be groaning, "Oh, please don't accentuate the 'pig' part." I kind of find it endearing. I mean, it worked for Piggly Wiggly, right?
Look, anytime a liberal windbag tries to tag any desenter of their statist policies, agendas, or their just pure hatred, they need to be laughed at. The best policy, I have found is to take the tag and pin it to your chest, sarcastically. Call me a capatilist pig, I'll smile and say 'thank you, Ronald Reagan is my role model'. It really just throws their last shred of decent human behavior out the window, and they are reduced to a screaming, bratty 7 year old with the vocabulary of a drunken sailor.
Seriously, several years ago while still in school, this lib girl (I figured she was liberal just from the shaved head and the biohazard tattoo on the back of her neck) starts ripping into 'trickle down economics' (oh, and she was bashing 'trickle down economics', so kind of a dead giveaway to lib status). She said, "Why would anyone believe in that?" I said, "Probably because it works." She turned around and said, "Shut up you *bleeping* republican." I just laughed and everybody laughed with me. She just fumed while the professor looked anxious.
Now you might be saying where is this going. This is about letting them know we are not going to cow tow anymore. Their usurption (ok, I kinda made that one up, but it sounds cool there) of our power as individuals, their pompous elitism, their hatred of liberty; it all has to stop. This country is the last bastion of freedom. The light is still there but they're trying to snuff it out. Who the heck wants to be like Europe? When was the last time any American immigrated anywhere? I've never read where 30 Americans washed up on Cuba's shore in a bathtub because it's so awesome there.
As you can see I'm a little ADD. Too many thoughts and too many slow fingers. Anywho, I'll try to post a great lib quote everyday for your enjoyment. Today's is more headshaking than funny (sorry, Joe "bleeping" Biden seems to be hiding today). I also hope this doesn't get so serious as it did today. I believe laughing them into knee jerk, screaming hatemongers will prove their irrelevance. I mean, their illogical nature is kinda funny.
Lib quote of the day:
"From the moment I was sworn into office, I've spoken about the urgent need for us to lay a new foundation for our economy and for our future,"
- Barack Obama 3/30/2010 after signing deathcare addons
Oh, you've done it buddy. The foundations laid. I just hate that everytime I take a step on the new foundation, my shoe smells like crap.
